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Post by Alan on Apr 11, 2008 23:12:50 GMT -5
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Post by canadamike on May 2, 2008 5:04:14 GMT -5
As the token GAY french-canadian of the forum would do:  Sorry it took me soooo long to see that incredible insult of our noble albeit smelly culture, I was delighting in the readings of Proust, Sarte, Gary, Molière, Camus, Malreaux. Green, Balzac, Hugo, La Fontaine, St-Exupéry while drinking vin de paille, Pomerolles and Margaux accompanied with foie gras , various delightful hors d'oeuvre and the best bread in the world. That was, of course, before a real meal of the likes of ris de veaux aux morilles ( with an excellent châblis) or quiche aux truffes du Périgord ( I tried it with a Chateau d'Yquem , a combination that was surprising, I have no doubt, for a refined mouth like the one of an american, able within a fraction of a second to differentiate a Big Mac from a Whopper) but I like surprises and new combinations. And the plates of cheese, all of course slightly different from your national cheese, the well renowned Kraft singles, were usually accompanied by a smooth Monbazillac, but only after the excellent profitérolles aux chocolat trempés d'Armagnac or a delightful St-Honoré. All these meals were accompanied by great music: Louis Armstrong, Duke Ellington, Ella Fitzgerald, and many other fantastic jazz musicians and singers that became stars in France before anywhere else including their own mother land, were they were not permitted to play in many cabarets because of the obvious racism of a country that sees itself as the best in the world ...while its people fattens,cooking and eating gastronomical Kraft Dinners or microwaves KFC's leftovers of yesterday for lunch. They then elect the likes of Bush and wonder why the world does not understand that they are the best country in the world...  All in all, my dear fellow, I will, like the other ''gay'' frenchmen, quietly live my life letting you pounder on my ''gayness'' and laugh about it, meanwhile, with all my french brothers, we will hump your wives and women in your back, delighted by the sound of their incredible orgasms and their cries of '' more, more oh my great lover, I never came like that with my husband!!'' ;D ;D ''Of course my love'' we too often sadly say, '' he loves like he eats...''  There is more to food than McDonald's...and there is more to love than gymnastics  And that's why, we, gay frenchmen, are almost raped by your women as soon as we cross the border. Do you think you can really find an honest american women who has not fantasized about a french lover? Please acknowledge, my dear citizen of a country obese is every possible way, the very wet and fartful consideration of the small reddish hole in the center of my arse Yours truly, The gay french-canadian P.S. : Kimmie, I'll be back in Indiana soon... |
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Post by johno on May 2, 2008 9:55:14 GMT -5
More than gymnastics?.. Do tell.
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Post by canadamike on May 2, 2008 11:15:32 GMT -5
I wont, my friend...I won't tell... But I have to say one thing, you certainly captured the essence of my writings in one short and clear sentence, albeit by making a demonstration you shouln't be proud of... But I am afraid the women in the forum will now understand why there is a Richard Gere poster glued on your bedroom's ceiling ;D And the women here can witness that the art of love is much more than gymnastics  It is a secret between us ''gay'' frenchmen and the women of the world And how could a real genlemen, even a ''gay french one'' tell a secret he shares with such delicate, refined, intelligent and marvelously beautiful creatures... Do not worry, oh my exquisite ones, it is between us forever  Unless of course, oh magnificent goddesses, you ask one of us to cross the border and come to your home to personnaly teach your rough gardener how to pick a dainty flower like you But alas, it is the work of a lifetime and we are quite busy fellows, so few are chosen ;D But I will tell you one little secret, Johno... when women say they love to be around gay men, what tells you it is not a code word for my '' gay'' french lover is coming soon, ans so shall I...  |
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Post by johno on May 4, 2008 10:02:08 GMT -5
"I wont, my friend...I won't tell... But I have to say one thing, you certainly captured the essence of my writings in one short and clear sentence, albeit by making a demonstration you shouln't be proud of... "
You should offer online courses; don't forget to set up a paypal option.
Oh, and you might want to change that little girl avatar of yours, to help with the confusion...
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Post by canadamike on May 4, 2008 18:38:52 GMT -5
I'm having fun !! But seriously, have you seen the video, it is hilarious!! It must have been mada in that time where the french refused to go to Irak, when even ''french'' fried were renamed. The fun thing is we, french canadians, are always bundled up with the french from France, like Alan did, while in reality we are very north american, but there is fun to be made with the confusion... We are not at all like they are around women and food and wine, but it keeps being thrown at us...so I just pretended a bit... I was expecting some answer from Alan...the little devil starts a riot and flies away... Oh well...good for his cabbages Have a great day, Michel
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Post by sammyqc on May 5, 2008 20:35:32 GMT -5
Well, I found the clip to be a tad boring. My husband liked the boobs.
Living amongst the french/english mix here in my little town, I have to say I find the french men are just as obnoxious, rude, and selfish as the english men. And just as kind, considerate and generous. Men are men, makes no difference what nationality you are. It's all in your little heads.
Some of you are great, some not so great.
PS. I really don't think women fantasize about french lovers. How long would it take for him to mention our shaved legs, or armpits? The women in France don't do that!!!
If you really want to know, most women probably fantasize about men from Africa!
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Post by lavandulagirl on May 6, 2008 15:26:40 GMT -5
If you really want to know, most women probably fantasize about men from Africa! |
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Post by canadamike on May 6, 2008 16:47:42 GMT -5
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Post by lavandulagirl on May 6, 2008 20:30:31 GMT -5
Nope... the fantasy at my house runs more along the big, strapping Shaka Zulu types... it's the spear, baby!!!
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Post by canadamike on May 7, 2008 11:50:26 GMT -5
Then I should introduce you to my co-worker Daniel. He is dumb as an empty bucket, but he is a horse. I don't know much about men, even as a ''gay frenchman'' I am a virgin with them....well, most of me, my right hand is gay ;D ;D ;D and sometimes my left too but if they are like women, the well crafted dumb ones make the best lovers ;D ;D albeit of the very momentary kind.... This is becoming really funny!!! |
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Post by landarc on May 7, 2008 12:43:14 GMT -5
Nope... the fantasy at my house runs more along the big, strapping Shaka Zulu types... it's the spear, baby!!! Someone needs to get herself to CA soon. |
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Post by lavandulagirl on May 7, 2008 13:29:40 GMT -5
Nope... the fantasy at my house runs more along the big, strapping Shaka Zulu types... it's the spear, baby!!! Someone needs to get herself to CA soon.
Looks like we're moving to El Dorado County. We're probably going to rent a house for a year, and may buy it at the end of that year. We need to see how the commute goes for Andre, and if the area works for us. The housing market is so sucky right now, I don't want to get into a bind, holding the house here (hasn't sold yet) and another there, especially if we end up not liking the area. Once we get settled in, we'll have to have a beer fest at our place! |
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Post by tomatoaddict on May 7, 2008 13:57:41 GMT -5
Wow!! what a thread.
Quite an insulting video if you ask me. I LOVE Frenchmen.
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Post by canadamike on May 7, 2008 15:11:46 GMT -5
Oh Thanks ! We love you too ( or is it we would love to love you...too) anyway, we all know now that Elisabeth needs a horse, and that is why she is moving to cowboy country ;D... And the poor André (quite a french name by the way Lav, it does contradict some of your statements about french men, doesn't it, and you speak french too...  ), well...the poor André thinks he is the one who decided to move to California Watch out guys. This is how they control us.  Well, we love them anyway....oups, got to go, my wife just asked for a french gay stallion ;D ;D |
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), well...the poor André thinks he is the one who decided to move to California 