why Ca_Mike would never make a good flatlander

[kctomato]

It isnt the just the fear of tornadoes!









I guess this is "statuetory" rape

[canadamike]

KC, I owe you one ;D

BEWARE

JUST BEWARE!

At least I have an hyper-active sexual fantasy life !!

[lavandulagirl]

Jun 5, 2008 14:11:37 GMT -5 canadamike said:

At least I have an hyper-active sexual fantasy life !!

But at what cost... that poor bronzed buffalo! They sell some pretty fancy fantasy dolls up there in the great white north!

[Alan]

LOL

the only way that would/could be funnier is if you had photoshoped mikes face onto the moose (do it!). That's awesome!

of course photoshoping Jere Gettle, Carolyn Male, or Z-mans face onto the buffalo would be nice to

[canadamike]

Lav, since I could not find a girl with eyes as beautifull as yours in the bush, I settled for what was available. At least the bronze doll had a solid cheast

If I remember well it hurt

I always wondered why some women would call me the MOOSE. Looking at me there I think it is because the dick is smaller than what was expected from such a beast : '(

You women are dirty little animals ;D

And KC, in your avatar, don't always leave the mouth of your pumpkin face so open. You look too inviting.... I get some influence from Pekin ya know

[flowerpower]

Jun 6, 2008 0:55:12 GMT -5 canadamike said:

I always wondered why some women would call me the MOUSE. Looking at me there I think it is because the dick is smaller than what was expected from such a beast : '(

You women are dirty little animals ;D

The word women are looking to hear is HORSE not MOUSE, mon ami. lol

[canadamike]

Flower, I meant MOOSE of course I edited. I am more than ready to laugh about myself, but there is a limit goddammit ;D

Mind you, Vivian laughed and said.. no no, mouse is fine

She then left the garage running for her life and laughing like hell

[flowerpower]

Jun 7, 2008 8:08:57 GMT -5 canadamike said:

She then left the garage running for her life and laughing like hell

This is why I do not drink hot coffee while perusing this forum. lol

[MawkHawk]

Jun 5, 2008 21:47:09 GMT -5 Alan said:

LOL

the only way that would/could be funnier is if you had photoshoped mikes face onto the moose (do it!). That's awesome!

of course photoshoping Jere Gettle, Carolyn Male, or Z-mans face onto the buffalo would be nice to

...or Mischka...