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Post by oldfatguy on Dec 18, 2009 22:32:38 GMT -5
I just want a new shovel. One with a motor on it. And a seat. A nice soft, cushy seat. With arm wrests. And glass all the way around it. And a door. Steps leading up to the door. Lots of knobs. One knob turns on the air conditioner. Another knob turns on the stereo. And another turns on the windshield wipers. At the other end of the shovel, I want a gigantic rototiller. I want one of the knobs to turn on that rototiller. Oh yea...cup holder.
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Post by johno on Dec 19, 2009 0:32:36 GMT -5
If we ever have a 'funniest member of the month' contest, I nominate oldfatguy.
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Post by canadamike on Dec 19, 2009 2:30:52 GMT -5
I second ;D
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Post by bunkie on Dec 19, 2009 14:14:59 GMT -5
"funny"? i thought it was a hell of a good idea!!! ;D
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Post by ottawagardener on Dec 19, 2009 14:24:49 GMT -5
I think they sell those but I don't have the money to purchase you one. When I do, I'll throw in a coldbox with some beer or maybe just a beer hat?
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Post by Alan on Dec 19, 2009 15:42:20 GMT -5
lol, wish Santa would bring me one of them!
I got one of them there mechanized shovels, but alas no self contained heart complete with air conditioning or stereo, I wish!
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Post by grunt on Dec 19, 2009 20:51:35 GMT -5
I finally got a rid'em mower, but the shovels only mechanization is me as the machinery.
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Post by mjc on Dec 21, 2009 16:44:51 GMT -5
I want a SNOWPLOW...snow blower...something....1/4 mile long drive under 22 " of snow with two hills = NO FUN!
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Post by ottawagardener on Dec 23, 2009 7:59:33 GMT -5
MJC: Yeah, that's excessive exercise for winter.
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Post by ozarklady on Dec 23, 2009 23:21:51 GMT -5
I would like to grow horseradish, and other perennials. I have lots of garlic chive seeds, if anyone needs them. Please don't ask me what kind they are, they have been growing in that bed for 10 years, but, this year I collected seeds! I have photos of them, which I can put on photobucket, if anyone is interested in seeing them. I simply can not grow bulbing onions. I am doing okay with the Egyptian Onions, I suppose, it is multiplying and filling up a raised bed, so I must not have killed it yet. I am wondering if multiplier onions, like potato onions would grow well for me? I grow potatoes and sweet potatoes well, even my garlic did great, when I fall plant it. But onions get to scallion stage and immediately bolt, or just die... So, I only grow them for the chives! :-(
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Post by mjc on Dec 24, 2009 1:03:32 GMT -5
But onions get to scallion stage and immediately bolt, or just die... So, I only grow them for the chives! :-( Then you are growing the wrong onions for your area...you should probably be growing short-day or intermediate types (I'd probably stick with the intermediates).
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Post by johno on Dec 24, 2009 2:08:19 GMT -5
Intermediate day or day-neutral onions would be nice. They are not as easy to find as the long or short day types, but they're out there. I suppose those are on my 'must have' list. I'd like to get Candy F1 and see how well it does, and maybe a few others, and try to get a gene pool of onions that will grow well here.
I'd like to get Yugoslavian Finger Fruit squash and cross it with scallop squash to see if any new and unusual forms arise.
Also, I think it'd be fun to grow some Microtoms and try to cross them with other tomatoes, selecting back for tiny size plants with larger fruit. And I must have some of Al Kapuler's centiflor tomatoes!
A lawn tractor was on my must have list, but we lucked out and got a good used one recently! I can do so much more work now with that little cart behind it.
I've been planting apple cores every 5' around the property line this fall. I would love to see some seedlings this spring - I must have apple trees! And peaches, and pears...
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