Need a good laugh? Zman post on HT!

[oldgaredneck]

I just had to cut and paste this! Confirms what I always suspected....

Yesterday, 12:16 PM
Zebraman Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Venice,CA.
Posts: 396

Hey Guys; First of all I said I bought Gucci shoe's for 200 that cost 500.That is a deal!I work in Television and Go to a lot of openings and engagements that require dressing up.I am also 6'3" and don't even come close to looking my age,which is almost 50.I bought a pair of Silver encrusted "Shoe Boots" in the early 80's that I paid almost 5k for,but they were To Die For!
The Vintage Furs are Silver tipped Monkey,Spotted Cat and Striped.Designer Clothes look great on Tall,Thin people and almost no one else.I probably wouldn't be so fashion oriented if I were in a different profession.I really like designer clothes,I just don't like paying Retail.-

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

[bluelacedredhead]

Well if he likes Striped Monkey fur, why doesn't he have the Possum Stuffed?

[Alan]

hahah, he does have the possum stuffed..........

deep, deep, deep up his ass

[houseodessey]

GAY!!GAY!!GAY!!!! (not that there's anything wrong with that.)

[LoreD]

Did people actually make coats out of monkey fur and would it be in any way attractive? I've seen a wide variety of monkeys at the zoo and I don't think I'd want to wear a coat make from their fur.

Also, the silver encrusted boots that were to die for. Liberace lives again.

LoreD

[lavandulagirl]

If ruby encrusted slippers can be clicked together at the heels, and you end up in Kansas - where do silver encrusted shoe boots take you? I'm guessing the men's restroom at the Port Authority, but I could be wrong... I'm just hoping that when he gets to where he's going, the Wizard will give him a clue. He sure as hell hasn't had one all along!

(I'll get you me pretty! And your little possum too!)

By the way, I'd never make a coat out of a Flying Monkey! If I could get them, I'd cancel my order at Acme Minions! Flying Monkeys are awesome... ;D )

[bunkie]

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.......

thanks gang! i needed that!)

[houseodessey]

The restroom at the Port Authority is too much. I nearly peed my pants, reading that post. BWAHAHAH!

[LoreD]

If you want a really good laugh go the Classroom forum that is a support group for homeschooling parents. His post was deleted when he insulted them by referring to them as "nomadic gypsies." He also insulted a woman who placed her child in foster care.

I have no idea why a bachelor without children would be setting himself up as child rearing expert.

He was reprimanded by the moderator for "harping on the subject."

Also, I would like to see some of those sweaters that he knitted. Maybe he uses striped monkey fur.

LoreD

[lavandulagirl]

houseodessey said:

The restroom at the Port Authority is too much. I nearly peed my pants, reading that post. BWAHAHAH!

If your drink didn't come through your nose, I have failed in my attempt at humor... ;D Have a great day!