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Post by houseodessey on Jun 16, 2007 19:34:35 GMT -5
My hubby is lame. He only likes celebs that look vaguely like me (lindsey lohan, the girl from the mummy movies, sissy spacek types) so I couldn't let him use the clause as he might just keep them and then I'd have to kill them both (KIDDING, kinda).
LG, I wouldn't mind getting my clause on the rock, either though. Hunkahunkaburnin'yuuuum and pretty intelligent, too.
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Post by lavandulagirl on Jun 16, 2007 20:19:15 GMT -5
Oh man, he's a complete package, alright! I'd be all over that like white on rice, baby!
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Post by johno on Jun 17, 2007 12:52:26 GMT -5
Guess it's no secret I'd like to get my clause on Paris Hilton...
I think DW has Brad Pitt in mind...
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Post by johno on Jun 17, 2007 20:27:08 GMT -5
Then there's Jennifer Tilley... and I think Jenna Jameson is considered a celebrity...
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Post by Tom Akers on Jun 18, 2007 3:02:01 GMT -5
Jennifer Tilley.... and she is definitely intelligent also.
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Post by Alan on Jun 18, 2007 23:14:34 GMT -5
Oh man, Jenifer Tilley You don't even know (kim stop reading this now) I would tear that up! I'm not even sure what it is about her (yeah, duh, she has nice uhm....assettes) but there is something about her demeanor, and that kinda voice, maybe just a bit raspy, but wow! hehehehhe. And another.....I'm now showing just how much of a dork I am, but I'd have to say Mickie James of WWE wresting fame.......she's got a big ...!!!! and I like it! I'm done now.... Maybe..... If I could go back in time..........Carolyn Johnes of addams family fame might have been in trouble!
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Post by Alan on Jun 18, 2007 23:16:19 GMT -5
hehehhe
can't help it...
if Jenna Jameson is a celebrity and that counts, then I cast my vote for Giana Micheals....
now back to gardening and "melons" and stuff.
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Post by downinmyback on Jun 18, 2007 23:27:21 GMT -5
Alan i suggest you post the direction to your farm so we can come help you harvest your crops like the good country folks we are because Kim is going to break your legs and you will need someone to help lol.
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Post by oldgaredneck on Jun 19, 2007 8:35:41 GMT -5
That must've been the loud painful screaming I heard........
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Post by johno on Jun 19, 2007 9:13:30 GMT -5
I told DW about this discussion, and she thought it was funny (whew!) Little did I know she was laughing because Brad Pitt is from this region, and comes home occasionally. She said it was much more likely that she'd meet Brad than it would be for me to meet one of my picks...
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Post by redbrick on Jun 19, 2007 9:39:45 GMT -5
Johno, Sucks to be you! LOL!
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Post by kimikat on Jun 19, 2007 16:20:10 GMT -5
...There is no Celeberty (or anyone else for that matter) clause in our relationship...
Since Alan and I have been together, no other man, famous or otherwise, has even caught my eye. All I want and need is him.
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Post by johno on Jun 19, 2007 16:26:11 GMT -5
That's sweet, Kimi.
Did we get Alan in trouble?
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Post by kimikat on Jun 19, 2007 16:49:10 GMT -5
Nah...I know he's playin' (though hearing "Oh Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey" every time Mickey James gets in the damn ring does get old)... He does it to get a rile out of me.
If I weren't so damn tired, it might have gotten the response he wanted.
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Post by lavandulagirl on Jun 19, 2007 21:09:44 GMT -5
I told DW about this discussion, and she thought it was funny (whew!) My husband is perfectly aware that there is a short list of men who can knock on the door and say "Hey baby, let's do it." And I'd say you betcha! The Rock, Johnny Depp, Chris Cornell (although that's mostly a voice thing - the deal might be off if he has laryngitis!) and Denzel Washington. Oh, and Ice Cube, but mostly because he and my husband look a good deal alike. He'd kinda be a stand in... ;D
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