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Post by grungy on May 31, 2008 17:50:22 GMT -5
Touche'
Val / grungy
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Post by kctomato on Jun 1, 2008 0:25:05 GMT -5
plantsnobin wrote " I didn't know the Salvation Army was like that. No more donations for them. [/b]" The non-donators are the ones who get beheaded.
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Post by kctomato on Jun 1, 2008 0:31:45 GMT -5
question
why are catholics always "practicing"?
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Post by canadamike on Jun 1, 2008 1:51:04 GMT -5
I don'T have a clue, I guess we are perfectionists And practice makes perfect Other than that, in Canada, the word is often used in the sense of doing , not ''trying to perfect'', like it is used in ' law practice'', '' medical practice'' '' religious practice'' ...but that was a good one KC I guess it makes Alan and you ''vegetable sex practicians'' ;D ;D Those baby veggies have to come from somewhere
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Post by lavandulagirl on Jun 1, 2008 5:53:31 GMT -5
question why are catholics always "practicing"? That's how we'll get to Carnegie Hall, of course.
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Post by plantsnobin on Jun 1, 2008 17:22:33 GMT -5
About the term 'vegetable sex practicians', sounds like a neighbor of a friend of mine. My friend's truck was being worked on and she needed a ride to pick it up. She went to the neighbors to ask him, didn't see him outside so she went around to the basment door, where he was usually working. She saw him through the open door, 'loving' a pumpkin, shall we say. She was absolutely traumatized. Been neighbors for years, his son was one of her best friends, and now she could never look him in the eye again. True story. Alan, if you read this, please don't repeat it in Pekin. Someone would kill me.
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Post by canadamike on Jun 1, 2008 17:28:42 GMT -5
Did the pumpkin become pregnant?
That could explain George W ;D ;D
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Post by tomatoaddict on Jun 1, 2008 18:39:16 GMT -5
Wow!! I thought it was bad when I heard about how the bird flu came to be in humans, but the pumpkin is pretty weird too.
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Post by lavandulagirl on Jun 1, 2008 22:35:41 GMT -5
This is the practice that provided us with Michael Myers, of course... cucurbation.
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Post by kctomato on Jun 1, 2008 22:52:55 GMT -5
I bet she has a pickle farm
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Post by canadamike on Jun 2, 2008 0:30:27 GMT -5
kc You are a bad kid ;D ;D ;D I always tried to have a healthy fantasy life, fantasies don't only have to be of sexual nature of course, but the sexual ones are a healthy part of life too. As weird as some might have been, a threesome with Vivianne and a pumpkin never popped up Mind you, women being women, think of it, there is a week every month I'd be much better off with a pumpkin!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I never heard one bitch me But...more seriously, there is somebody in this forum that worries me a bit. I don't want to start any false rumour, or say things that I could regret of course, but don't you find a little suspect how obsessed with pumpkins a certain person named Alan Bishop is? It happened in Pekin once, it can happen twice of more.I don't want to start rumours as I said, but apparently, at night, when the coyottes are howling , people see shadows of naked men in the bushes doing weird things with big round objects. I am sure it is true, it was told to me by the friend of a friend who has a friend in Pekin.
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Post by caudill78 on Jun 2, 2008 1:09:18 GMT -5
If I do go to hell, I'm totally playing bass in the house band: Alan Bishop-Bass Hendrix-Guitar Syd Barret-Guitar John Bohnam-Drums Bon Scott-vocals Robert Johnson-Whatever he damn well pleases Freakin' awesome, dude!!!!
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Post by flowerpower on Jun 2, 2008 5:13:44 GMT -5
So we can tell alot about a man by the size pumpkins he grows? Interesting. So the single girls should be looking for guys who grow Big Max or Atlantic Giant and not Jack Be Little these days. Geez, we just used to ask their shoe size. lol
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Post by plantsnobin on Jun 2, 2008 7:48:18 GMT -5
I guess now we are all going to feel a little dirty when we are helping the kids scoop out their halloween pumpkins, huh? Sorry about that, certainly didn't mean to taint the reputation of a noble fruit. Or vegetable, whatever it is. I probably should not have told this story, what with our new member moving to that area and all. The guy wasn't in Pekin proper though, so I don't want to give Pekin a bad rep either. It is a perfectly lovely little town.
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Post by lavandulagirl on Jun 2, 2008 7:58:42 GMT -5
It is a perfectly lovely little town. Unless you are a pumpkin...
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